Stop Sending Me Someone Else's Emails

For several weeks, I have been receiving emails intended for some other Grady Richards existing in one dimension or another.  This is increasingly depressing because I haven't received my own emails- and because my other half is successful in either the field of medicine, insurance, or law.  I can't quite tell which, as they never outright say Hello, Dr/Attorney/Insurance Agent.  Anyway, I've been very patient with them, telling them in a mature manner that they should check their records because I am not their intended recipient.  Still, they spam me with important nonsense and I've decided to become less mature about the whole situation.

Examinations Ltd,inc./PMD branch #098

Sandra W. B. Eberhart, Pres/CEO

#8 Cabanne Town Home Drive..

St. Louis Mo.  63112

www.examinationsltd.net

(314) 445-1751 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              (314) 445-1751      end_of_the_skype_highlighting   bus.

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Hello Grady Richards,

  

We wanted to offer our assistance if need regarding your recent completed insurance cases. If you have any questions and are in needed of our help for any reason.

Please feel free to call our office @ (314) 445-1751. M-F 09:00am-06:00pm, or visit us at:

www.examinationstld.net. Thank You for choosing Examinations Ltd,Inc.

Customer Care dept.

Whoever is the cause for my inconvenience,
Thank you for your offer of assistance, but I assure you it is unnecessary as this email was sent to me in error.  I don't know who you think I am, but despite contacting you several times in the past, you continue to mistake me for someone involved in insurance cases.  Is my doppelganger an attorney of sorts?  I suppose it doesn't matter.  As always, the person you intended this beautifully composed email message for is not me.  And I cannot accept your oaths of love and honor.  Please check your records and rectify this problem.  Because as long as I am receiving these important messages in error, someone in St. Louis is likely receiving my invitations to pyramid schemes, girl next door discount web sites, and applications to online police academies.  Thank you for your time and if you contact me in this manner again, I will purchase narcotics in an effort to keep the local black market crime syndicate prosperous.  You wouldn't want that on your conscience, would you?

Grady Richards, age 25
Elgin, IL
Unemployed Felon
(Not the person you're looking for)


Thank You. I delete you from our contacts.