Hi, my name's Heather and I'm really into being Swedish.

This is a picture of Sweden.  Sweden is located at the northern tip of Australia and is home to such historical greats as Joan of Arc, the Omega Man, Andy Dick, and Dogg the Bounty Hunter.  Sweden isn't all about being awesome, though.  It's ninety percent awesome, ten percent sweet, and twenty percent awesome.  But enough about Sweden, because if there are two things I'm more into than my heritage, it's my dog.

This is a picture of Roxi.  Her name is short for Rockstar, but you can call her whatever.  Her band isn't on tour right now.  

This is her stage outfit, isn't she cute?  Roxi is really into eating things.  Not just food, either.  She tries to eat... well, I guess pretty much everything.  When I take her for walks, she tries to eat mud and sticks and cigarette butts and foreigners.  I have to concentrate really hard on keeping her away from eating things that could make her sick.  Foreigners are okay, if they're Asian.  Asian is one of the healthiest diets in the world.  

This is one of my best friends.  He's really nice.  He tells me I'm beautiful and compliments my hair.  He's always really into what I am wearing.  I catch him staring at my outfit out of the corner of my eye.  I can't remember his name right now, but we're bffl's!  This one time, he took me to the lagoon to feed ducks and we brought a bunch of bread from Jimmy John's.  We sat on a bench and threw chunks of bread to the ducks.  He has a really great fashion sense because he was really into my outfit that day.  He kept staring at my blouse with his mouth open and breathing hard.  It was really flattering that he thought it was such a breathtaking top because I bought it at Target for eight dollars.  But you couldn't even tell.  If you looked at my top, you would probably think, "Wow, that must be a really expensive top because it looks great and makes that guy breathe heavy."

Another thing I really like that doesn't have to do with Sweden, my Rockstar dog, looking great, and bargain-shopping, is the Packers.  My dad loves the Packers and so do I.  Their uniforms are so fashionable and they're probably the most athletic athletes in professional athleticals.  In two years, when I graduate, I want to move to California so I can go to Green Bay Packers games every Sunday.  I'll bet Green Bay is the most beautiful harbor in the Pacific.  If you aren't a Packers fan, you should be because the Packers are the leading force in the NFL.  They have been since they moved here from Stockholm, Sweden in 1998, when the Stockholm Stuttgaards got tired of beating up all the football teams in Europe and Australia.  I met a Packer once.  He was really nice and probably the most athletic person I've ever met.  Here's a picture to carry in your wallet.

I can't wait to graduate and get my degree in whatever I decide on any given year.  I kinda like living out here because I get to have fun and meet new and interesting people, but I'm getting too old to be in college.  I'm almost 25!  Happy early birthday to me!  Two more days!  I'm gonna get really drunk at my birthday party.  I do that sometimes.  This one time, I was dancing on the bar and I jumped to get down and everyone was really worried, but I felt fine.  The next day I had some random guy drive me to the hospital and sit in the waiting room for two hours.  Here's a picture of my first time on crutches.  It wasn't as fun as I'd always imagined it would be.  

Well, that's enough about me.  I'm going to go get a coffee and maybe a salad because I'm a vegetarian.  Sometimes.  But I really want to hear about everyone else!  Like I said, I love meeting new and interesting people.  But don't expect me to respond because I'm really busy doing things I like.

Bye!