Missing: Have You Seen This Man?

Name: Jesus H. Christ

D/O/B: 12-25-0000 (allegedly)

Height:  5'7''

Weight: 145 lbs.

Last Seen: In a cave near Cavalry, Judea, Roman Empire

Missing Since: The first full moon after the first day of Spring, year 30 AD

Presumed Undead as that is the most rational explanation.

Jesus Christ, a carpenter and revolutionary from Nazareth, disappeared three days after he was allegedly killed in what has been described as a 'domestic dispute' on the 300 block of Sugarcane Drive, Cavalry, Judea, 00777, nearly two thousand years ago.  Since his disappearance, there have been multiple sightings of Christ all of which have turned up no leads in the actual location of the missing man.  In the 1960's and 70's there were many reports that Jesus Christ had returned to public eye under the alias "John Lennon," but the rumors were found to be groundless.  Shortly thereafter, Mr. "Lennon" was allegedly killed and hasn't been seen or heard from since.

Coincidence?

We believe he is living somewhere in South America, as that is where the highest volume of statues of his mother have appeared in the last 500 years.  The above depiction of Christ's appearance has become outdated in the last several centuries, and a team of forensic artists have released an updated portrayal of what they believe Mr. Christ to look like today.

If anyone sees this man, approach him with extreme caution for he is believed to be quite adept at brainwashing and prestidigitation.  It would be best to avoid him at all costs and, instead, contact the proper authorities at RomanLegion666@vengeance.kil